AT LARGE
CASE NO. STARS-091713
metro police · pursuit division
- NAME
- unknown. answers to "five stars".
- LAST SEEN
- sep 17, 2013. the night gta v came out.
- DESCRIPTION
- orange jumpsuit. big head. sweating. carrying a flat-screen tv.
- CHARGES
- grand theft television (1 count)
resisting pursuit, 2013–present - WANTED LEVEL
- five stars. never went down.
- ACCOMPLICES
- everyone holding
- STATUS
- at large
NARRATIVE
sep 17, 2013. gta v came out at midnight. he walked out of an electronics store with a flat-screen tv and five stars over his head.
he never lost them.
three console generations. 230 million copies sold. thirteen years. he's still running.
gta 6 lands nov 19. he'll still be running.
$STARS — paired with $TTWO. the bounty is the market cap.
fan meme. not affiliated with take-two interactive or rockstar games.